There’s a thing that happens with B-series Hondas. The valve cover gasket starts weeping somewhere around 120,000 miles. You replace it. Six months later you find oil on the timing belt cover. You replace the gasket again. You start to consider whether you actually have a gasket leak, or whether the design just decided — early on, around 1989 — that you, personally, do not deserve dry valve covers.
This product is for that person. A bottle opener shaped exactly like a B-series valve cover — measured from a real one, modeled, printed, then bolted with a stainless opener mechanism that actually opens bottles.
Hang it on the wall. Mount it on the fridge. Give it to the friend who’s always somewhere under their car instead of at the cookout. Won’t fix the leak. Does open beer.