Nobody has ever timed anything with a chronograph wall clock. The subdials are smaller than a quarter at viewing distance. They’re decoration — the way the wood grain on a 1970s console TV was decoration. Useful only to people who knew what “wood grain on a 1970s console TV” meant.
The 10″ Racing Chronograph-Style is the same trick. Three subdials, none of them functional (PLA filament does not run on a movement). What it has instead is the visual grammar of a chronograph: tachymeter bezel up to 400 units per hour, slightly-off-center pushers, the date-window-shaped void at 4:30, even the red wordmark in the right place.
It’s a watch the way a clipper-ship painting is a clipper ship. It doesn’t sail. But you know what it would feel like to look at a real one.
$89.99, made-to-order. Pick your dial, bezel, hour markers, and case color. Roughly 10,000 possible configurations exist. We’ve built about seven so far.

